Lyrics
Things Change

Weapons
(I'm do tired of this, last time)

Makes good weapons
Makes good toys
Makes good toys

Why do you let them play with guns?

Hey Georgie, whatcha think about those weapons? Oh, yeah, oh yeah oh yeah.

Why do you let them play with guns?

Justin Honey, whatcha think about those toys? Well, I think they make a real good video camera; Hey, Lets make a movie. Yeah Lets.

Why do you let them play with guns?

Scouts honor, I do not love you with my eyes,
For they in thee, a thousand errors note,
But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise,
Who in despite of view is pleased to dote.
But these five senses nor my five wits
Can convince one foolish heart from
Serving thee. (1)

Why do you let them play with guns?

Merry Christmas Honey. How do you like your MJK? It comes with a rainbow sling Just like the one they made in Vietnam. We used it as a hash pipe. Yeah, hash pipe.

Know your five-digit code so you'll know who to explode. Know your five-digit code so you'll know who to explode. Know your five-digit code so you'll know who to explode.

Why do you let them play with guns?

Global Positioning System
Big Brother Brewerster is stoner friendly.
God, I need a Rolaid
No, Give me a GhP

Why do you let them play with guns?

Must Bring Morticia

Item One, Stinky Boy must bring Morticia M&M's and Tab.

Item Two, Stinky Boy must be accompanied by an adult at all times.

Item Three, Stinky Boy is subject to a strip search.

Item Four, Must write a twenty page letter.





Mrs. Rich

Mrs. Rich You have everything you need. Morally bankrupt creepy crawlers. She's a witch. Mrs. Bitch.



You have everything you need. Your a  bad one. And then some.

Mrs. Bitch. Creepy Crawlers.



Creepy Crawlers. Morally bankrupt . And then some.

Oh look at her dance now. At the Country Club. Diamonds on her hands. Eating salty green beans. Where are those diamonds in her eyes? That is what I would like to know.

SHE HAS DIAMONDS IN HER EYES

 underwear in his eye-socket. Let the Blood-let.

Venez Femmes. Come Dardanian Wives Wipe your bleared visage.

The one dinner he made for you.
The fifty cent pack of dried Chinese noodles.
With handy, dandy Fisker scissors
Pierce his carotid artery

Let the Blood Let.

Dardanian Wives

Come Dardanian Wives
Wipe your bleared visage
He frigged you like a wet dream
Yes, you wife an immortal pillowcase

He mocked your live wired love.

He scoffed your kindness.

Gauge out one of his lizard slim green, rotten egg yellow eye-balls. Put your Venez femmes Come Dardanian wives Wipe your bleared visage. Venez femmes. Come Dardanian wives Wipe your bleared visage.

Boil his head in a fifty cent pack of dried Chinese noodles. Careful of the lice fleeing his dead body.

Green Pastures

to m'a di, don't forget me remember me? I grazed in your armpits one early morning. J'ai faime pour tois maintenant. No, ravenous.

Fair is my love Not so fair as fickle.

By day my limbs, By night my mind, For you myself, No quiet find.

Fair is my love. Not so fair as fickle.

Push my body down. Push my mind down.

I learned your language. Mr. 0 and 1 I reinvented your 0's and 1's. I'm loading the busses for you.

Frigg moi comme Sapphoe, Pas une lapin. Parce que je suis Sapphoe.

to sais que je suis Sapphoe.

Fair is my love.

Not so fair as fickle.

Irish faces like to kiss each other.

Irish faces like to kiss each other.

 
Green Pastures (continued)

Do you remember the red polish you slept on?

Well, you slept on worse.

Irish faces like to kiss each other.

Mr. Irish man.

Empire State Man.

Big pile of dirt man.

Hey you Mr. Pig Boy

Piggy boy, no.

Dirt ball boy yes.

Lets just make this really clear.

Dirt ball boy yes.

Black desert night.

Morticia Muse.

Je revais de tois que to perde ton realite.

Frigg moi comme Sapphoe.

Black desert night.

Pas un lapin.

Black desert night.

Graze upon my lips and if those hills be dry, stray down to where the green pastures lie.

When 40 winters ravage your brow and dig deep trenches in your face, your youths proud livery so gazed upon now, Shall be a tattered weed of small worth held.
 
Green Pastures (continued)

This world in my mind has made me insane.

What?

Irish faces like to kiss each other.

Mr. Irish man.

Mr. Empire State map
I want to talk to you.
You are really ......

Stinky Boy

Do you look at me you stinky boy, If you look at me that way again, I will take you by the hand, Take you upstairs with me Spank you two times by three.

It kills every time I you Tell the pool groupers to shut up.

It kills every time I you. Tell the pool groupers to shut up.

Mamma Please Don't spank me.

It you do, Spank me, I will tell Daddy.

Nananana Boobooo Nannana Booboo.

    If you do Spank me.
    I will tell  Daddy.
    If you do Spank me,
    I will tell Daddy.

Don't even look at me you Stinky Boy,
If you look at me that way again,
I will throw,
    This glass of gin.

Bottom of the boat, Barnacle boy. Bottom of the boat, Barnacle boy.

It kills every time I ... you. Tell the pool of groupers to shut up.

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